If you want to see someone absolutely jack the hell out of a baseball, the shot David Ortiz just hit in the 5th inning of the D.R. / Cuba game is footage you should seek out. As John Lowenstein used to say during O's games, he hit the mud out of that one.

I just made a sandwich on a bagel with turkey, some fresh basil, and a slice of tomato, but I had some fresh mozarella left over from the other night (so is it still fresh? It was the soft kind. That's what I'm driving at). So I put a slab of it on the sandwich and ran it under the broiler. It was at that moment that it transcended mere sandwichness and became the embodiment of goodness. I should have saved it. People could have gazed at it, understood what it is to be good, and thus enlightened, gone on to live beautiful, peaceful lives. But I ate it.