A couple of pet policies for our future children:
1. If we become wealthy (unlikely, but still...) and have a daughter, she will clearly want to get a chihuahua. This is unacceptable, but she can have her pick of a) a real dog, or b) a chicken.
2. It's ok to get a ferret, but you need to understand that if it gets out of its cage, Daddy will beat it to death with the nearest blunt object. He does not like ferrets, and will not tolerate the freedom of any member of the weasel family in his house.
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Does rule #2 mean that if your child dates a republican it will be beaten with a blunt object?
Word on both counts.
The republican is safe, as long as it stays in its cage.
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